58. Bollywood & Bond

1 night no sleep.
I check into the Indian guest house.
There are always a bunch of guys babbling in reception.
Sitting in the sofa.
Babbling.
Chatting away in some language I don’t understand.
Is it Hindi? Urdu? Punjabi ? I’ve no idea.
It’s obvious they’re chatting away for my benefit.
They’re chatting away to test my interest in their culture.
The 007 producers – that is the Bollywood money men who invest millions into the Bond franchise – wanna see if I’m interested in their culture before they agree to allowing Hollywood to cast me in the most coveted  male role in the world of cinema.
James fuken Bond.
Directed by Mr. C himself.
Mr. Crystal Meth Psychosis.james-bond-clipart-animated-651271-997985

Author: Mark Dark

Actor Teacher Writer Breaking Bad for Christ – a Novel. Actor turned Christian missionary turns his back on his Hollywood dreams to combat sex trafficking in Cambodia – and finds himself deep underground in a dangerous world of drugs, gangs and violence. Based on a true story. https://steveedwardsthoughts.wordpress.com/

Leave a Reply