76. Curled Up Caterpillar

Often occurs after a big night on Methamphetamines or MDMA (ecstasy). The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs) after excessive consumption of either of the stated stimulants/substances.

Are you serious?
I can’t believe my eyes.
No. 1. I can’t believe my eyes, literally, I mean the size of my pupils.
And No.2. I can’t believe my eyes metaphorically – that is the size of my penis.
Pupils bigger.
Penis smaller.
Pupils huge.
Penis tiny.

The size of your penis will shrink to a childlike state (<5yrs)

And men take this drug?
Seriously…nothing about meth dick in Breaking Bad.
I mean, that’s comedy gold.
But not one joke in 5 seasons?!
As I stare in the mirror in the guest house room my eyes dart between my super-size pupils and my…
I hear voices in the corridor.
Peer through the spy hole.
Still no Anna.
White time is it now?
She must have been gone 3 hours already.
And I’m naked, alone, in the guesthouse room, horny as a rabbit with a todger looking like a curled up caterpillar.
Seriously… not one meth dick joke in Breaking Bad?!

Author: Mark Dark

Actor Teacher Writer Breaking Bad for Christ – a Novel. Actor turned Christian missionary turns his back on his Hollywood dreams to combat sex trafficking in Cambodia – and finds himself deep underground in a dangerous world of drugs, gangs and violence. Based on a true story. https://steveedwardsthoughts.wordpress.com/

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