It’s 5pm now.
I’m still in the room waiting for Anna.
That’s about 7 hours she’s been gone.
And I’m all alone.
My saucer eyes.
And my shrivelled slug.
The way a shrug looks when you pour salt on it.
My dad taught me that trick when I was a kid.
All I can think about is Breaking Bad managing to go 5 seasons without a single joke about you know what.
That’s comedy gold right?
You got Aaron whassisname – Jesse.
A cool, good looking crystal meth dealer.
Imagine the mileage you could get out of this joke.
I mean…no man would ever ever touch crystal meth.
If someone offered you a drug and told you it’ll make you horny as fuk but your manhood will shrivel to the size of a 5 year old child…
Absolutely fuken comedy gold.
Which makes me wonder.
Why no jokes?
Can only be two reasons, right?
1. The writers didn’t do their research and had no idea about meth dick…
2. They didn’t want any jokes about it because they didn’t want to put men off taking the drug.
Is it drugs funded?
CIA or Cartels ?
Is Breaking Bad just one ingenious 5 year commercial for crystal meth ?!
What some have said is the best drama on TV.
All over the world.
Everybody watched it.
When you think about it, you can’t advertise drugs in normal TV slots.
You got I’m in Love with the Coco advertising cocaine and crack… a music video.
But a 5 season, ground breaking, award winning TV drama as a global commercial for crystal meth?
I look through the spy hole in the door again.
Still no Anna…
It’s 5pm now.