I’ve touched down in London on flight SGN 007.
My brother has walked out on me after I proclaimed myself to be the new James Bond.
Heathrow police, armed like SWAT, think I’m nuts.
Mr. Fox, the director of this ground breaking LIVE CINEMA reality show Hollywood 007 movie about a homeless, crystal meth addict, born again Christian missionary James Bond has not followed thru on his promise that in London it would all be over…a wrap.
Surely they’ve got enough footage for the movie already.
How long have they been filming me ffs.
What’s this…the resolution?
We’ve done The Road Home part of The Hero’s Journey already on flight SGN007 from Phnom Penh.
This should be Step 12 – Sharing the Elixir.
The wisdom every hero can now share with his friends and family back in the ordinary world.
Sharing the moral lesson he has learned.
The paramedic arrives.
You OK, Sir?
He’s holding a clipboard.
Can I just take your name?